we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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