i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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