no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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