You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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