You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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