No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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