sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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