i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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