Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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