I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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