so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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