Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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