Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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