Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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