I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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