Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I think I am morally bankrupt
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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