Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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