chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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