You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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