she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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