Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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