So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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