sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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