yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Is it penis luge time yet?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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