i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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