I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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