For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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