My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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