my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
It's Friday. Sex?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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