Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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