Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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