i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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