Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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