I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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