I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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