dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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