i was born a porn star she said
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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