I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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