i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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