i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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