She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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