My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
