She said her name was "party"
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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