After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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