even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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