I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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