are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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