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You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wish I only lived at night.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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