It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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