Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
