Where did you get a picture of my penis
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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