So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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